Hello hello!
As mentioned last Tuesday, the troop of instability traveled to Vietnam this week. Renee got her one-on-one date FINALLY, but still didn’t get kissed until the rose ceremony; Nikki got the other 1:1 where they rappelled down a cave; and the rest of the team went on the group date. The group date had them riding in bamboo saucer boats, where our frenemy Clare used her lack of house-friends to score alone time with Juan. As Dog Lover Kelly put it:
Love! I’m going to miss her (spoiler) – she had a really sarcastic sense of humor that was just what we needed each episode!
The group date turned into a one-on-one again during the cocktail time when JP ditched the other 7 chicks and brought Clare to his suite to swim in the pool. I’d like to know how long they were gone for, and why none of the other ladies got up and left. I would have totally peaced and gone to bed. After the group date, Clare returned to JP’s suite at 4 AM to go swimming in the ocean. We’ll leave the rest of the details out due to NSFW reasons, but suffice it to say her eyebrows were waggling even more after. Highlight: Sharleen’s weird metaphors: “I need to know that he sees me as a panda in a room full of brown bears.” I give her 2 imaginary points for her offbeat animal reference that queued a presh mental image - because, really, who could resist this:
D’AWWWW!!! GIMME! Good tactic, girl – go for the totes adorbs angle J
Alright, let’s get to the rose ceremony: JP made Clare cry – he regretted their ocean activities and tells her he wants to respect the other women and his Cameeeela more than that. He’s about 12 hours late with that declaration, and she’s in a downward spiral from there on out as she can’t understand why the light of day has changed his mind. Her feelings are hurt, but who am I kidding? No one there, or in my house, cared. She should know better than to give the milk away for free on TV. Meanwhile I’m left wondering if her limo entrance was foreshadowing of things to come (is 4 weeks enough time to learn if she gets pregnant???)
All in all we said goodbye to Kelly the Dog Lover and all her comical relief, Alli the Nanny, and Danielle (who got zero air time – was anyone surprised to see her go? No.) Next week they are traveling to New Zealand. We’re teased with waterfalls, hot air balloons, Clare being confrontational, and Sharleen wanting to go home. I hope this all happens in one episode, that would be amazing!
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