This is getting published a week late because I've been sick for what feels like forever. Started with a cold last week (thanks, sis :-P) and now is either a strain of strep or croup -- great. Either way let's just say I'm luck I've been able to work from home a few days last week, so creating a Bachelor post was the last thing on my mind (sorry).
Last week we FINALLY got to see Sharleen send herself home, and Chelsea/Chelsie (sp? I can't remember) got the boot too. The 4 "lucky" ladies with hometown dates are Nikki, Andi, Clare, and Renee.
Nikki got a 1:1 date that took her to Cameeelaaa's dance recital - where not only JP's parents were but also Baby Mama. She is so pretty it's not fair to the rest of us normies - but man does she have a bitch face! This totally gave the vibes of a power struggle between the exes - JP's all like "hey ex, look how hot my new girl is! And this is just one of 5!! Ay yi yi!" Ex GF looks at Nikki like "I can take you, watch yourself." Nikki is oblivious and instead seems jealous that Camilla gets to eat Cheetos and she can't.
Clare and Nikki got into a catfight at the hotel - someone felt wronged and disrespected by the other; Clare tried to kick Nikki out her room on the grounds that Nikki didn't pay for it herself (um, Clare - I hate to break it to you but you didn't pay for it either. Sit down and shut up). Clare is uber jealous and Nikki knows Clare is crazy -- nothing earthshattering there.
Other than that I can't say much about last week except JP can't seem to hold himself upright -- on every date he managed to lay down and snuggle with every girl. I still don't think he has had a long conversation about anything "essept" how great he thinks they are and how attracted he is to them. Ay yi yi - can we have a real chat about the future/values/morals/parenting???? No? Okay then, just lay back down and kiss. Good boy.
Ok, kids - I'll catch you next week. According to the teasers there is some serious hulabalu about to hit the fan about Juan Pab's bedroom escapades on the show. Mr. Becky! Get the popcorn ready, this is a 2-night event and we'll need A LOT to get through it!
See you Tuesday :)
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