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| Morning, sunshine! |
We pick up where we left off at the pool party with Corrine napping away, while Nick was getting checked on his bouncy castle cavorting. He was all "Huh?" "Who?" "What happened?" and that was enough to confuse Vanessa into complacency long enough for Chris Harrison to show up and drag Nick to safety.
Corrine wiped the sleep out of her eyes in time for the rose ceremony but was preoccupied diggin' the crusties out while Nick handed out roses.
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| post nap eye boogers are the worst! |
Unfortunately we had to say goodbye to Brittany (who?) and Christen. I'd like to know who's shoes Christen was carrying out of the house - she had her own on her feet, so what's in her hand? Clepto ...
Boo hoos and buh byes, with the obligatory champagne toast for those who have survived another cut. Corrine gave a toast ... idk tf she was saying, though ...
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| samesies, Christian - wha??? |
We start our global tour by heading to Milwaukee, Wisconsin! We catch up with Nick's parents, and watch Momma Viall and Nick cry their way through a coffee date. That lady should look for a job with Kleenex brand - that employee discount would come in handy. I have yet to see this woman with a dry eye on the show ... and she's been on a lot (*Nick's 4th time on the show*ahem).
1:1 Date #1
Danielle L. (Backstreet group date winner) is the chosen one, while they leave the rest of the ladies standing in a park in a city they've never been in. They meander through Waukesha and make some really fugly sugar cookies. Finger lickin', lip lockin' fun -- I'm sure the health department loves that. While strolling through "downtown" they run into another one of Nick's exes, Amber. Yeah, great. Then they sat on a hill and made out while some kids played soccer, followed up by cocktails. Nice. Rose on the menu followed by a live concert by Chris Lang .... nope, I have no idea who that is.
Group Date
Having fun on the farm! 25 out of the 15 girls left (j/k - 13 of the 15 really) go to a local farm to pitch in! Not surprisingly some of the gals make the best of it, some seem really comfortable with the rural setting, and then there's Corrine. She's turned off by the manure, the hay, the cows, the hard labor.
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| tbh, so am I - lol |
So very true. She's hating the "poopy" everywhere and just really wants some sushi. Post-poop cocktails the tensions are rising between Corrine and every other woman, and she's desperate to prove how mature she is by throwing a temper tantrum and jostling her boobs. I'm so over this girl. I'm so over this date. Kristina gets the rose.
1:1 Date #2
That's So Raven gets her day in the sun! They toured Mr. Rogers' Viall's neighborhood, met up with Nick's sister to watch a soccer game, and Raven got to meet mom & dad. Bella, Nick, and Raven then went to the roller rink for some quality skate time. Raven and Bella were having a great date getting to know each other and about their families; Nick was just oddly skating by them not joining in. I hope Bella gives Raven the rose LOL
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| Yes, Nick, you have some sweet moves on skates ... keep movin' along |
#TBTMonday with Sixpence None the Richer serenading their skate with "Kiss Me" ... aw, hello 1997! I am pretty sure I skated to that song, during that year, when I was in middle school. 20 flippin' years ago ... thanks for that reality check, Bachelor. They have dinner in what looks like an empty airport, and she gets the rose.
Cocktail Party...to be continued
Corrine is ready to cut a bitch - so hide your knives and see you next week!
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