Ok, now we'll start somewhat in order of events:
- Chris B. showed up (groan). Is this creep's 15 mins of fame seriously not up yet?!
- The Marcus/Lacy/Robert tricycle was fodder for the rest of the cast to chat about
- Zack arrived (you know, the dude you forgot was ever on Des' season) and Clare finally had a legit love interest to coo over
- Michelle K. left last week because she fell for a crew member who broke both his legs trying to keep their budding romance a secret - his name is Ryan Putz. Irony can be really painful :)
- As my friend M.G. pointed out, Lacy looks like a loris
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| I can't not see it now!! |
Dylan was picking up on some Stage 5 Clinger vibes from Elise and told her to enjoy her time on the beach and get to know other people. She took that as a test to make him jealous so immediately made out with Chris (ew). Next day she told Dylan about it; he was grossed out (as he should be) and permanently parked her in the Friend Zone. Elise took this as him being scared of his true feelings for her, and kept the hope alive that they would still come of out the show as a couple. I'd love to know what color the sky is in her world, I get the feeling it's a rainbow with glitter and unicorns.
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| Hmm, pretty |
As expected people went on dates, we got to see Sarah with One Arm put bracelets on (seriously, ABC - stahp), and we had our next scandal when Ben was caught with a love note. He admitted to have fallen in love with some rando he met a few weeks before filming started, and willingly went home. Not before quietly professing his allegiance to Turtle Power, though:
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| I hope this belongs to his son... |
Time for the Rose Ceremony! This week was the ladies' turn to hand out the roses and all was going smoothly until Elise. She offered it to Dylan, who refused on the grounds of Friend Zone, which launched her into some really bizarre speech about her feelings, and her thoughts, and more of her feelings. Like everyone else there, I didn't know what the heck she was talking about. However you know you're off the reservation if AshLee is embarrassed for you:
Sadly Dylan was sent home last night, but I think he was relieved to be able to get some distance from Elise. I don't remember what we were teased with as reason to watch again next week, but without fail I will be there.
I leave you with a last-minute addition to your summer reading lists:
Once you're done reading, discuss among yourselves the many ways she showed her Crazy last night. There were at least 100 so this should keep you busy until next Monday night :)
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