Friday, May 29, 2015

Breaking Bachelor News!!

SPLIT: Whitney is not Chris' "soulesmate"

Chris Soules and Whitney what's-her-face have called it quits only 2 months after the season finale aired.  They say it's amicable, but you and I know the truth.  She's a Stage 5 clinger and he was actually into Becca.  He will return to life on his farm and she will return to baby making in Chicago.  I'd usually ask for a moment of silence to mourn the end to a Bachelor engagement, but I'm genuinely surprised it took them this long so we'll just move right along.

Have a good weekend!

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