No time to waste! Sunday Super Special started with what felt
like the most abrupt departure ever – Megan
pulled Chris aside to ask him about their connection and within 10 seconds they
agreed it wasn’t there and she should go home.
I couldn’t even be sad because the credits just finished rolling and I
hadn’t even settled in to my seat yet.
So, off she goes for her limo ride home.
My only thoughts: does she over-moisturize? Was she sweaty? Why so shiny, Megan?
We still skipped the rose ceremony but
Chris DID bring the ladies to Iowa for their first taste of life on the farm J You’d think he just told them
they don’t have to go to Iowa based
the excitement:
No way I’d be that excited about going to
the ghost-town of Arlington.
Jade got the first 1:1 date going to Chris’
house, meeting his cows (one of whom he wanted to name Jade – that’s not
flattering, Chris) and they walked through the town. We can understand now why he’s still single –
there is literally no one else in this town that is his age. The bar is closed, the town supermarket is
closed, the coffee shop is just an abandoned building where a townie brews some
joe in the morning. A tumbleweed would
have made this place more interested, but even those left the city for
somewhere else. Jade and Chris also went
to the high school football game but the team lost. Oh well.
And then Chris ruined one of the best moments of “The Breakfast Club”:
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| Jade doesn’t know what you’re doing, and you are not John Bender. Stop it. |
Day 2 has Whitney going for her second
one-on-one where her and Chris take selfies around Des Moines. The rest of the gals decide to roadtrip it
from their hotel to Arlington for a sneak peak of the bachelor’s hometown. They quickly find that yes all the buildings
and stores are closed, and so is the church.
Not even the pastor can sugar coat their town. When asked “where do you go for fun?” he
answers honestly “Not Arlington.”
LOL #truth
Group date pits Britt, Carly, and Kaitlyn against each other. They go skating and the only one that seems
to have the coordination for it is Carly (she’s been amazing at all the group
dates she’s been cursed with but still hasn’t gotten the group date rose – wtf?!). Chris looks like Bambi swirling around out
there:
After their date at the rink they go to
what can only be assumed to be a lighting store. Can someone shed some ‘light’ on where they
are?? (see what I did there? J Rockin’ the pun)
Random marquee letters, a bunch of
chandeliers, and then an ace of hearts.
Huh?? I don’t even know what they
were talking about because I was trying to look at their surroundings. Oh well, she got the date rose and Britt went
into a tailspin (bwah ha ha!) She’s
started to unravel and it’s about dang time.
Her glittery, puppies-and-rainbows façade could only last so long. She’s giving the cold shoulder to Chris (again, with the pun! See she’s wearing a cold-shoulder top:)
Ok friends, that is where we leave off until Part II. See you tomorrow!
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